Title: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Author: keppiehed
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Harry, Ron, Lucius Malfoy, Fenrir Greyback, Voldemort
Prompt(s): #25, Ancient fruitcake that's been passed on family to family, year to year because everyone's too afraid to eat it ; #62, The Death Eaters go about asking for Christmas Day off.
Warnings: crack!, implied slash
Summary: Harry and Ron play ding-dong-dash, and Lucius uses that to his advantage.
Word Count: 1319
Disclaimer: This all belongs to J.K. Rowling.
A/N: I usually go for angst, but this veered off the edge into unmitigated weirdness and crack. So sorry, this was just strange! I have no idea why my muse went this way for Christmas!

( The Gift That Keeps On Giving )