he wore a similar style of dark, buttoned attire to the robes he wore when teaching at Hogwarts, although the tailoring was less restrictive and had fewer buttons.

BUTTONS!!! Yay :)

"I'm surprised you and Miss Weasley have not wed and produced three and a half ginger-haired hooligans by now,”

Oooh, snap...

“Is that it? Just ‘interesting’? I would’ve thought you’d make some comment about the Chosen One being a flaming poof.”

Really, it does seem unlike Snape to pass up such an opportunity ;)

This was a great mix of funny, snarky and sexy. Nice job!