Snape was always quick to reply; though Harry thought it was mostly because he liked insulting Harry as quickly as possible.
*snort* I can believe it.
Do not bother writing back how you are, because I am not interested in the least.
Classic Snape!
It had started with Harry not leaving Snape's side after the war, and then pestering him after his full pardon until Snape had agreed to have tea with him. Although, Snape had spiked Harry's drink with a mild narcotic substance and had dropped him on Hermione's doorstep to get rid of him.
Ha! Not a promising start LOL!
One time he hexed Harry just because he had said that he didn't like Jaffa cakes all that much.
Well, there's just no forgiving THAT...
"I have never heard you say the word 'suck'," was all he could think about.
...rhymes with...well, never mind, time enough for that ;)
Harry turned around and found Draco positively leering at Snape. Slowly he found his brain catching up; were they really insinuating what he thought?
Poor Harry. Saved the world and yet he's just so slow sometimes, ha ha!
Harry blinked. What had he missed this time? Everyone always complained about him being oblivious, but nobody ever bothered to explain what –
See above :D
...decided that he probably should call Snape Severus now that he was seeing him in all his naked glory...
Yes, formality does rather go by the wayside in such situations!
Severus had ended up cooking dinner, proving that his potion skills also extended into the kitchen
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*snort* I can believe it.
Do not bother writing back how you are, because I am not interested in the least.
Classic Snape!
It had started with Harry not leaving Snape's side after the war, and then pestering him after his full pardon until Snape had agreed to have tea with him. Although, Snape had spiked Harry's drink with a mild narcotic substance and had dropped him on Hermione's doorstep to get rid of him.
Ha! Not a promising start LOL!
One time he hexed Harry just because he had said that he didn't like Jaffa cakes all that much.
Well, there's just no forgiving THAT...
"I have never heard you say the word 'suck'," was all he could think about.
...rhymes with...well, never mind, time enough for that ;)
Harry turned around and found Draco positively leering at Snape. Slowly he found his brain catching up; were they really insinuating what he thought?
Poor Harry. Saved the world and yet he's just so slow sometimes, ha ha!
Harry blinked. What had he missed this time? Everyone always complained about him being oblivious, but nobody ever bothered to explain what –
See above :D
...decided that he probably should call Snape Severus now that he was seeing him in all his naked glory...
Yes, formality does rather go by the wayside in such situations!
Severus had ended up cooking dinner, proving that his potion skills also extended into the kitchen
HA! I knew it. Would love to know the menu!
...eggnog...
♥ ♥ ♥ the lovely eggnog, the noggier the better.
This piece was great fun, thank you!