Hilarious and so nicely-written. I adore the snarky excellence of this Snape.

Severus discovered that while it was not possible to hex someone in the Afterlife, it was possible to be rude enough that you could drive that person away. . .He was obnoxious to whichever Weasley it was that was dead

Hahaha!

began with one down

*dies from the perfectness of this line*